You guys think I’m hard on Free! Well lemme tell you about the burning hate I’ve developed for SAO…
Oh yeah I totally forgot Kirito is a chick now and ha I’m so glad I decided not to attempt s2 of this show I cannot even
Kirito channeling his feminine side | SAO II Episode 4
I hate my brother don’t POKE MY BOOB IT HURTS
At 4am my icon is scary a little
Lenlen I call bias. Lenlen rigged it. I demand a recount also.
let it go
I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE PROMPT
BUT ANYWAYS SAP AND OBLIVIOUS TEZUKA AHEAD
"Tezuka," Atobe starts, brushing away imaginary lint on his jacket, "I highly recommend a joint practice between our teams."
"We just had one last week," was the dry, utterly unenthusiastic reply Atobe received. Tezuka accompanied it with a withering look that spoke volumes of the effectiveness of joint practices that happened on every Friday, regardless of rain or shine or copious amounts of Inui Juice.
"We could hold in on Sunday instead. Or Monday. Any day ending with a ‘y’ is a good day to see you-your team,” Atobe countered, hoping Tezuka did not notice his tinyslip-up, but judging by the slight blushes on both their faces, and the way that Tezuka was steadfastly staring at the flower patterns on the tablecloth, he had heard every single word.
Now you’ve done it, Atobe swears in his head. If he had just kept his tongue on a leash- but its too late for take backs. There is nothing for it but to just state his intentions and hope Tezuka doesn’t throw his tea cup at his face. Or accidentally serve a tennis ball to his head. Or, god forbid, pretend he doesn’t exist outside of tennis.
"I like you. Do you want to go for dinner with me? I’m asking you out on a date, just in case it wasn’t clear."
Tezuka looks like a startled deer, and Atobe doesn’t move in case he spooks him out and just when the silence becomes unbearable and Atobe is resigning himself to a life of heartbreak and loneliness and staring longingly at Tezuka’s legs when he catches a glimpse of the rarest natural phenomenon-Tezuka Kunimitsu’s smile, and the answering nod Tezuka gives and the colour on his cheeks gives him the confidence to finally finally hold Kunimitsu’s hand.
跡部：よう、お前ら２人のLINEが人気だと聞いてな。(Atobe: Yo, I heard your LINE messages are pretty popular)
真田：あとべ 俺たちは何もしいないあ (Sanada: Atobe. We haven’t done anything)
手塚：たたたたたまちた (Tezuka: TTTTTTTTTTTTHAt’ s rig HT)
真田：スタンプ押しました (Sanada sent a stamp)
真田：スタンプ押しました (Sanada sent a stamp)
跡部：お前ら落ち着け (Atobe: Calm down you two)
1. because you know tezuka won’t take none of atobe’s dumb rich boy shit.
2. excuse me but tezuka’s in germany who the fuck has the money to visit him there like every weekend?? atobe, duhhhh.
3. they had a ~*moment*~ that time in shin tenipuri when it snowed and they both looked up at the sky and it was supposed to be romantic and beautiful or something idek
4. money doesn’t buy happiness but it can buy tight pants so there’s that.
5. atobe broke tezuka arm during their match. no wait that was a bad thing. fuck you atobe i hope you cried about it afterwards.
6. you just know atobe calls and texts tezuka all the time about having another match together and having joint practices and Tezuka IGNORES HIM for sure.
7. atobe’s insight can see tezuka’s sexy skeleton
8. After Atobe’s grand entrance with the Hyotei chant and jacket throw, the first thing out of Tezuka’s mouth is “are you done?” and that is deeply hilarious to me.
9. atobe’s gonna use his charm and dozen tennis courts and LEG to melt Tezuka’s stoic heart.
10. actually just imagine atobe taking off tezuka’s glasses to blind him and then atobe kisses him and tezuka just sighs in EXASPERATION because he is so done with everything. gdi atobe.
1. fuck yeah childhood friends
2. they were named after the same person clearly they were meant to be together. i dont make these rules i’m just god’s messenger and he’s telling me that they are soulmates on the astral plane forever.
3. bottom sanada
4. they held hands that one time okay
5. ~*tragic hospital angst*~
6. if i had a dollar for every time sanada said yukimura’s name in his mind during his match against echizen then i would be able to afford a pizza.
7. an extra large pizza
8. they’re scary and tennis obsessed and i think that’s beautiful
9. think of the locker room sex
10. if you think i dont enjoy a completely whipped sanada doing whatever yukimura says then you need to sit down son lemme tell u a story
Also I almost cried during a ‘certain’ scene toward the end
I watched Into Darkness the other day and it was amazing and yessssss
Gotta say I get why everyone likes Benedict Cumberbatch cause I never saw anything with him in it before (those arms tho)
but I must be the only one on Tumblr who strongly prefers Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto bc fuck I love them so much they’re perfect. *braces self for Cumberbatch fans to throw rocks at*